It's late at night. There's tears in my eyes. I should've been long asleep. Via phone addiction and late night hunger, I find myself here, Word Press, kindling my humanity. There are 5 tabs open with YouTube videos open: 3 soldier homecoming surprise videos, h3h3, and Conor Maynard. The tears in my eyes aren't from…Read more Tears


A Theoretical Suicide Note

The idea came to me as I argued, for the millionth time it seems, with my mother. About an hour ago we were an hour into a verbal escapade surrounding the oh-so-evil taboo of college-sponsored parties. Despite the ~2 hour exchange, Yours Truly remains forbidden by Them of this absolutely heinous misdeed of fun. So yeah, the Brown Redneck thought…Read more A Theoretical Suicide Note